See, these are street drugs. People getting high off cobra venom. Dude, where’d you get that venom? Is it legit? How strong is it? If Prohibition ended, I’d know what kind of wild cobra freakout was in store for me if it were sold on the regular. But, nooooo, you got to make me look like a criminal, gotta make me creep around at the zoo bribing employees to let me in the cage with the baby snakes. I am not a criminal, I just want something to take the edge off.
But seriously, weed = good. Cobra = bad.